The Mouse Kills Again
We’ve had a running joke here about roller coasters ever since the Mouse tried to kill Spinner back in ’07. Now I’m not even going to be able to get him on the Monorail. Maybe we can just sit around the Carnation Cafe on our next visit to the Magic Kingdom and sip sodas while the Dapper Dans sing. That’s gotta be safe, right?



Just make sure the Dans aren’t holding microphones that they could accidentally swing and make contact with someone’s head.
Not that I’m saying this has ever happened….