And thus it came to pass, as 2008 was being kicked to the door and 2009 was being welcomed into our lives, that the Ancient Order of Mystical Frycooks and Busboys did deliver eggrolls, shrimp, and divine wisdom.  When asked to provide guidance and fortune for Chuckie, they advised that

As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters never point your way [in bed].  

I will take this prognostication as favorable, and carry the Ancient Order’s message forth in my heart.

3 Responses to “Sliding Into 2009”

1. Spinnerdude says:

   January 01, 2009 at 9:24 am

   You should at least buy that bannister a cocktail first.
2. Chuck says:

   January 01, 2009 at 9:41 am

   Depending on the grain of the wood, I might even spring for a whole dinner.
3. First Impressions « Howling Point says:

   January 26, 2009 at 2:47 pm

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