Diego McMuffin?
Diego’s morning walk got cut short this morning after stumbling on two pit bulls running loose in the neighborhood. They had that ‘mmmmm…. bacon‘ look going and didn’t act like they were going to fall for Diego’s ‘I’m the loudest, baddest, butchest blur of fur y’all will every meet‘ routine.
I ended up carrying the Blur for a couple of blocks while the pit bulls lurked behind us, apparently hoping we’d set their brunch plans back within jaw’s reach. Wasn’t going to happen. Spinner says he’s seen these two in then neighborhood before, and I suspect this is one of the consequences of all the local foreclosures and house vacancies. Losers moving out and don’t care enough to make certain their dogs are taken care of. Good riddance, and don’t spend your bailouts all in one place.
New dog run just opened here — initial tests proved far more successful than those of the LHC. Next step: to see if Diamond running around in circles will create any black holes that destroy the earth. Stay tuned…
If we can avoid the black holes, do you think the next administration might want to tap him as an alternative energy source?