Waterboarding The English Language

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Waterboarding The English Language

“He was obviously having some sort of emotional distress,” he said. “It was unfortunate we had to use the Taser. … It was the only way we could subdue him without having to hurt him.”

So, exactly how do you Taser someone without “hurting” them? Sad to see such a pretty language being tortured like that.

And I don’t even have to get into the appropriateness and necessity of subduing a naked man walking his dog on Allah’s command just because he got belligerent.

Chuck posted this on Monday, September 15, 2008 at 7:24 pm. No comments yet. Be the first.

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