Overblowing Sex
From MSNBC:
A seal has been caught on camera trying to have sex with a penguin.
This seems to be the first known example of a sexual escapade between a mammal and another kind of vertebrate such as a bird, reptile or fish, “although some mammals are known to have attempted sexual relief with inanimate — including dead things — objects,” said researcher Nico de Bruyn, a mammal ecologist at the University of Pretoria in South Africa.
Actual new knowledge about the animal kingdom, or just an example of a scientist who’s spent too much time in his lab? Without even getting into the sick things humans get caught doing, claim to do in Penthouse Forum, or are rumored to have heard about from the cousin of a friend of someone who was there at some hazing membership ritual, after seeing too many puppies hump anything that doesn’t fight back I suspect the “scientist” went a tad too far in describing the significance of his “findings.” Though I won’t be surprised if his video finds a nice niche market online somewhere.
I hope someone has alerted Rick Santorum.