Harsh Winter
Beeping from the BlackBerry woke me from my poolside siesta to dire news about a snow storm attacking the sietch. I was concerned for a moment, then I realized I needed more sun screen, but fell back asleep before I could do anything about it.



Oh! You will so rue this day! One day… one day… I’ll finally make to San Diego…
And on that day… oh yeah… you just wait…
I’ll pee in your sink or something to get back at you!
Start shoveling and maybe you can get here by summer.