Two More Days
Who knew that even the jolly elf had evil twins?
It was also interesting to note that while the Times reported on one woman’s request for “a new cellphone and Shaquille O’Neal under the tree”, they didn’t say what, if anything, Santa was going to bring her for wanting to get a little naughty. Since hopefully it’s acts and not thoughts that matter, I guess that’s an issue for Santa to take up next year.


