- Our wicked Jack-o-lantern effectively scared away any potential trick or treaters. Any good recipes including Butterfingers(tm) or Reeses(tm)? Especially interested in expanding the breakfast menu at casa.

- Due to a little problem involving big medical words and my left elbow, I’m now in the ironic position of being on steroids but not being allowed to go to the gym. Thank you BorgHealth.

- Maybe Pongo was right. When he woke me up a few nights ago I asked him rhetorically if Timmy was stuck down the @#$@ing well again. Apparantly he was, but I’m not sure if his name was really Timmy or not. Probably Timmois or some other French thing. Lots of people stare at me funny when I try and pronounce French.

2 Responses to “Bits and Morsels”

1. Henny Youngman says:

   November 01, 2005 at 11:44 am

   So Chuck goes to the doctor and says “Doctor. It hurts when I do this.” *bends arm*

   The Doctor replies “Then don’t do that!”
2. Chuck says:

   November 01, 2005 at 11:47 am

   “Take drugs and don’t do that.”

   Now watch Chuck blimp up for the holidays.