Cough, cough
I think I’m coming down with a touch of lethargy or maybe the 24-hour apathetic flu. I’m not sure I’ll be able to make it to work in the morning.
Does anyone want to help me on the road to recovery? Just like with that age-old dilemma of starving or drowning a cold (or fever?), I can never remember whether the apathetic flu is best dealt with in a wetsuit or a speedo. I’m sure water is involved though.
The patient’s status went downhill during the night, making his presence in the cube contraindicated. While we’re still evaluating the treatment for possible long-term side effects, the wetsuit treatment option was chosen based on morning forecasts.
The treatment plan involves wrapping the patient in neoprene, throwing him into the ocean with something bouyant, and then letting waves push salt water into the patient’s orifices. Every now and then let him have an exhilerating ride on the waves to keep the heart rate and interest up. Patient should be able to administer the treatment himself.
In a minor complication, patient apparantly fell asleep on the beach after treatment. Puppy licks and aloe are now being administered.