Animal Cruelty
Sick, greedy, bastard (the owner that is). I have no trouble working for my keep. I gather the laundry. I prewash the dishes. I bark at the ghosts at three in the morning to keep them from bothering the big guy. But this is unconscionable. You humans can mark yourselves up all you want, but leave us dogs to our natural spots and colors. [Link via Nala]
