Some kinda rhetorical questions
Why does BorgHealth only send their random post-visit surveys on my good doctors?
Why are the fun people leaving San Diego?
Why will the weather suck when I finally get the time off to leave town for the weekend?
Now to spend the evening pondering Pongo’s navel and the subtle brilliance of getting someone to care for all your needs just by being fuzzy.



Oh, and one more. When did the Chinese Year of the Cock become the Year of the Rooster? Don’t tell me the PC freaks are rewriting the calendars now too.
Well… it beats the “Year of the Vaguely Phallic Symbol” now doesn’t it?
Yes, that it does, but you’re assuming my motivation to be upset isn’t my reverence for competitive yet horrific sports betting. Rooster fights just doesn’t sound right either. It make me think they should be engaged in a crow-off at dawn. But Phallic Symbol Fights – that has potential, at least in the PPV market. Wonder what the FCC would say, assuming you just use symbols and not actual phalluses?