I was strapped to a table in stirrups, sedated, probed, implanted with radiactive seeds, cathertized and sent home with almost enough medications to make me think it was a good party. All that was missing was the flying saucer.

Now, the evil mutant cells appear to be dead, the seeds are pretty much decayed (the roughly sixty-day half life leaves them at about 1.56% their original potency), and I’m kinda missing the probing in my life. The meds are mostly gone and I still can’t find the flying saucer.

Thank you all for being both here and there. Those of you who arrived to the party a bit late should feel free to peruse the roadmap, starting with the original probing and the diagnosis.

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