Despite the fact that no intelligence professionals have publicly provided details of the Marvin – AlQaida link, President Bush appears poised to order manned American spacecraft to “visit” the red planet. In a sign of media bias reminiscent of press coverage of the recent invasion of Iraq, none of the linked articles mention Marvin’s history of attempted aquisition and use of WMDs.

Pongo’s tail is wagging in anticipation of a battle cry designed to obtain European support for the program: Remember the Beagle 2!

One Response to “Victory For The Rumormongers”

1. Howling Point | Howling at the moon, the neighbors, whatever. says:

   June 13, 2006 at 1:31 pm

   [...] No one seems to have bought the rumored intelligence, first denied here, that Marvin the Martian may or may not have alQaida ties. Maybe the ranting and raving made the would-be conqueror look too North Korean. [...]